The Jingoistic States of Blue Tuesday is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.362 billion Blue Tuesdayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Blue Tuesdayian economy, worth 367 trillion francs a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 35,451 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,489 per year while the poor average 2,222, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Tuesday's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Blue Tuesday is ranked 254,849^th in the world and 3^rd in Where the future is behind the moon for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.