The Queendom of Brazzaby is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.573 billion Brazzabyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Brazzabyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 71,934 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,625 per year while the poor average 14,673, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brazzaby's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brazzaby is ranked 225,584^th in the world and 5^th in Orient for Safest, scoring 23.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.