The Commonwealth of Etronnn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nekoo with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.517 billion Etronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ucron. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The powerhouse Etronian economy, worth 120 trillion Quills a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,338 Quills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, major cities run on potato batteries, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etronnn's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etronnn is ranked 226,484^th in the world and 629^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.