The Kingdom of Flandonips is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kyriakos II with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.527 billion Flandonipsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Posidaea. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flandonipsian economy, worth 918 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,270 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and Kyriakos II has awarded Kyriakos II many medals in appreciation for Kyriakos II's awesomeness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandonips's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flandonips is ranked 241,125^th in the world and 54^th in Saint Helene for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.