The Confederation of Unloseable is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Denalot B Cooper with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.024 billion Unloseableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciosel. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unloseablean economy, worth 121 trillion loses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,862 loses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unloseable's national animal is the loser, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Progamerism.

Unloseable is ranked 142,210^th in the world and 6,410^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 10.32 flags saluted per person per day.