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The Federation of Burundi

“Ethnic Clensing for hippos.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Burundi

Population27.219 billion

CurrencyLek
AnimalHyena

The Federation of Burundi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 27.219 billion Burundians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Spirituality, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The very strong Burundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion Leks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,202 Leks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 134,401 per year while the poor average 11,919, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burundi's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Burundi is ranked 226,250th in the world and 5,667th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 23.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
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Largest Populations: 6,240thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,414thMost Stationary: 17,896thMost Influential: 19,053rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,027thHighest Economic Output: 23,419thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,560th
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Largest Populations: 90th in the regionMost Stationary: 264th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 315th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 454th in the regionMost Influential: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 502nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 504th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 517th in the regionFattest Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 619th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 672nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Stationary, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Burundi was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 14 million survivors.
  • : Burundi was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 156 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Burundi was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 77 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Burundi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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