The State of BW is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.017 billion BWians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong BWian economy, worth 881 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,045 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,457 per year while the poor average 2,366, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and BW has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. BW's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BW is ranked 206,005^th in the world and 270^th in Omega Prime for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.