The Vengeful Native of Caldanya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles. The democratic population of 24.082 billion Caldanyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caldanyan economy, worth 910 trillion Cals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,799 Cals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, surveillance cameras are banned, cars are banned, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is well under control. Caldanya's national animal is the fox.

Caldanya is ranked 53,254^th in the world and 9^th in A Liberal Haven for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.