The Republic of Card Puppet 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.397 billion Card Puppet 3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Puppet 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion bells a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,492 bells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Card Puppet 3's national animal is the racoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Puppet 3 is ranked 22,526^th in the world and 104^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 44.72 flags saluted per person per day.