The Disputed Territories of Cardmania900115 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.934 billion Cardmania900115ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900115ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 195,364 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900115's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania900115 is ranked 197,994^th in the world and 156^th in Lily for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.