Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Osiris
Population | 15.217 billion |
Capital | Nycona |
Leader | Queen Maria Isabelle |
Currency | Korune |
Animal | Hammerhead shark |
The Kingdom of Castene is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Maria Isabelle with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.217 billion Castenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nycona. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Castenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,627 trillion Korunes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,691 Korunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castene's national animal is the Hammerhead shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Castene is ranked 1,653rd in the world and 68th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.39 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Castene, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Castene, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.