The Principality of Caxina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.736 billion Caxineiros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,478 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the media seems excessively interested in what HSH Alexandre Pinheiro is wearing this season, Caxineiros suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 5,900^th in the world and 9^th in Portugal for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.