The State of Chaguanas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.48 billion Chaguanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Chaguanasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,601 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,404 per year while the poor average 3,686, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chaguanas's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chaguanas is ranked 223,977^th in the world and 5^th in Detroit for Most Patriotic, with 3.62 flags saluted per person per day.