The Socialist republic of United Eurasia union is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Imran Zakhaev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 859 million The ultranationalist union of Eurasias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Eurasia unionian economy, worth 86.3 trillion Eurasian rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,431 Eurasian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The United Eurasia unionian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, political activists are routinely executed, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Eurasia union's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Eurasia union is ranked 17,907^th in the world and 1^st in militian right wing for Most Corrupt Governments, with 108.69 kickbacks per hour.