The Alien Invasion of Chocolate Fishies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Fish with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 43.899 billion Chocolate Fishiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chocolatropolis. The average income tax rate is 2.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolate Fishiesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,834 trillion Chocolate Fish a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,021 Chocolate Fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Chocolatropolis's playgrounds, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Supreme Fish, and the media seems excessively interested in what The Supreme Fish is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chocolate Fishies's national animal is the Chocolate Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Favoured Fish.

Chocolate Fishies is ranked 7,616^th in the world and 1^st in NewZealand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.57 law-abiding acts per hour.