The Gay Cat Colony of Chundukeratopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Papa Eyebrow with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.161 billion Gay Cats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Virginia. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 3,203 trillion chimichangas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,292 chimichangas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feline tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the only issue that Papa Eyebrow has is that there aren't enough issues (Chundukeratopia has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chundukeratopia's national animal is the tourist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Chundukeratopia is ranked 19,905^th in the world and 1^st in Canterbury for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.78 law-abiding acts per hour.