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The United Federation of Clinton Park

“Live free or die” Constantine the Great

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Clinton Park

Population14.723 billion

LeaderConstantine the Great


The United Federation of Clinton Park is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Constantine the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.723 billion Clinton Parkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The thriving Clinton Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 86,122 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formula One cars in Clinton Park boast 56 miles per gallon, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clinton Park's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clinton Park is ranked 26,652nd in the world and 1,370th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,251stMost Influential: 1,488thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,775thBest Weather: 3,580thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,891stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,276thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,959thMost Pacifist: 5,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,490thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,711thNicest Citizens: 6,616thNudest: 6,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,068thMost Cultured: 7,813thTop
Safest: 8,854thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,923rdLargest Governments: 9,253rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,489thSmartest Citizens: 9,902ndLargest Populations: 10,662ndMost Politically Free: 10,802ndHighest Economic Output: 11,036thHealthiest Citizens: 12,847thLowest Crime Rates: 12,864thHighest Drug Use: 13,713thMost Inclusive: 13,777thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,648th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionBest Weather: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 215th in the regionNudest: 220th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 233rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 280th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Pacifist: 299th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 320th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 346th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 349th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 351st in the regionNicest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Cultured: 377th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 410th in the regionTop
Safest: 463rd in the regionLargest Governments: 465th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 519th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Influential: 588th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 643rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 672nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 676th in the regionMost Inclusive: 795th in the region

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