The Something else of Seanat is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.803 billion Seanatents are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annaka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sentient economy, worth a remarkable 2,351 trillion sents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 239,911 sents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, a passport is literally priceless, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown. Seanat's national animal is the serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seanat is ranked 1,226^th in the world and 1^st in Bottom Right for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,150.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.