The Free State of Connacht is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Minister Brendan Sligo with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 20.13 billion Connachtaigh have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrellin. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.

The strong Connachtach economy, worth 868 trillion euromarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,163 euromarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, soldiers are equipped with multi-million euromark battlesuits, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime is moderate. Connacht's national animal is the hedgehog and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

Connacht is ranked 212,149^th in the world and 21^st in Ireland for Safest, scoring 35.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.