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The United States of Conservadoria

“Have faith on the Industry, despair on the Commies!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population360 million

CapitalMcCrudden Economic Estates

AnimalCorporate Porcupine

The United States of Conservadoria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 360 million Conservadores are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCrudden Economic Estates. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservadore economy, worth 39.8 trillion Cruddens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,666 Cruddens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 819,582 per year while the poor average 4,465, a ratio of 183 to 1.

Weather reports simply advise Conservadores to 'look outside', according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Conservadoria's national animal is the Corporate Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conservadoria is ranked 41,523rd in the world and 1,949th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 74.12 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 314thHighest Crime Rates: 984thMost Armed: 1,506thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,932ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,186thMost Influential: 2,222ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,224thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,281stFattest Citizens: 2,367thRudest Citizens: 3,594thMost Avoided: 3,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,517thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,744thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,401stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,555thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,488thMost Pro-Market: 6,489thTop
Most Secular: 11,037thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,071st
Highest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 118th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 128th in the regionMost Avoided: 135th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 156th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165th in the regionRudest Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 220th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 475th in the regionMost Secular: 599th in the region

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