The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.579 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Святлоно. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 267 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,533 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 279,446^th in the world and 807^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.08 pounds of wildlife per square mile.