The Dictatorship of The Goontalve Andeettedi is a large, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 68 million Goontalve Andeettedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The powerhouse Goontalve Andeettedian economy, worth 6.37 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 93,675 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Goontalve Andeettedi's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Goontalve Andeettedi is ranked 31,095^th in the world and 3^rd in The Star Nations Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,094.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.