Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 2.708 billion |
Capital | Cornopolis |
Leader | Cornholio |
Faith | Cornholioism |
Currency | Teepee |
Animal | Corn |
The TP State of Cornholiolands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cornholio with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.708 billion Cornholios are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornopolis. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Cornholiolandsian economy, worth 333 trillion Teepees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 123,093 Teepees, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornholiolands's national animal is the Corn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cornholioism.
Cornholiolands is ranked 94,044th in the world and 1,636th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,568.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cornholiolands was endorsed by The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : Cornholiolands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Cornholiolands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Cornholiolands was endorsed by The Imperial Vicariate of Arleat.
- : Cornholiolands was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Following new legislation in Cornholiolands, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
- : Cornholiolands was endorsed by The Queendom of Kyrisland.
- : Cornholiolands endorsed The Democratic Kingdom of Reynar.
- : Cornholiolands endorsed Grimmerdhore.
- : Cornholiolands endorsed The Federationist States of Osmauri.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » Romanoddle Republic, Novosejia, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Akimera, Axdel, Ridann, Marrabuk, Bachtendekuppen, New Leganes, A mean old man, East Malaysia, Asendavia, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Tassirion, Aivintis, Dwightica, From New World, Troc, Evrigenis, The Marlands, Khusja, EmpireBR, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Hizuru, Dremaur, Evdon, Hieggary, Katalantana, Vaskeden, Stellar Colonies, Atrocha, Reynar, Kyrisland, Gem, Arleat, and Vussul.