The Good ol' nation of Karatol-Advenra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Cult of Mars with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.084 billion Karatolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whatever Device I log in to. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Karatolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Random Souveniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,051 Random Souveniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, euthanasia is illegal, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karatol-Advenra's national animal is the Depressed Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationstatesism.

Karatol-Advenra is ranked 141,614^th in the world and 3,032^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 63.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.