The Confederacy of Darkwing Vampyres is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 26.938 billion Vampyres are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Darkwing Vampyresian economy, worth 722 trillion Blood Diamonds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,815 Blood Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Darkwing Vampyres's national animal is the Giant Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Darkwing Vampyres is ranked 284,947^th in the world and 15^th in Black Cubes for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 161.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.