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The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids

“Jar Jar, you're a genius!” First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Pacific

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Darths and Droids

Population15.299 billion

CapitalTheed
LeaderFirst Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim
FaithDice Rolling

CurrencyLost Orb of Phanatacoria
AnimalSummon Bigger Fish

The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Cheddar Monk Qui-Gon Jim with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 15.299 billion Cheddar Monks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theed. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddar economy, worth a remarkable 5,234 trillion Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 342,122 Lost Orbs of Phanatacoria, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darths and Droids's national animal is the Summon Bigger Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dice Rolling.

Darths and Droids is ranked 544th in the world and 8th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 129.94 average smiles per day.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Drug Use: 11thMost Devout: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27thBest Weather: 63rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228thMost Subsidized Industry: 286thMost Pacifist: 413thHighest Food Quality: 435thMost Compassionate Citizens: 437thNicest Citizens: 544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 568thMost Rebellious Youth: 606thLargest Governments: 869thMost Cultured: 1,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,117thMost Efficient Economies: 2,316thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,026thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,372ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,793rdNudest: 9,741stTop
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Most Income Equality: 22,818thLargest Populations: 25,963rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionNudest: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Populations: 183rd in the region

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