The District of Darussalem is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.228 billion Darussalemians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong Darussalemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 35,463 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,108 per year while the poor average 1,905, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Darussalem's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, Darussalem has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Darussalem in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Darussalem's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Darussalem is ranked 179,674^th in the world and 3^rd in Brunei Darussalam for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.