The Caelestis Anatis of CzechoSaxony is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.629 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 234 trillion korunas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,925 korunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with korunas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 268,358^th in the world and 5,927^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.