The Most Serene Principalities of Dearic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florentino Alfonso with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.872 billion Dearicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parma. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dearician economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,891 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, Florentino Alfonso can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and Florentino Alfonso's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dearic's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dearic is ranked 285,229^th in the world and 10,670^th in Osiris for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.