The Jagermeister of Der-Kommissar is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 44.409 billion Der-Kommissarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The large but underdeveloped Der-Kommissarian economy, worth 959 trillion oh ohs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,598 oh ohs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Der-Kommissar's national animal is the falco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Der-Kommissar is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in The East Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.