The Dominion of Disco Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Council Blackadder with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.193 billion Disco Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disco Empirean economy, worth an astonishing 15,987 trillion grooves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,497 grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disco Empire's national animal is the disco duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Disco Empire is ranked 108^th in the world and 1^st in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Highest Food Quality, scoring 579.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.