The Nationalist Republic of Donestk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikifor Morozov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.514 billion Donestkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donestk. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donestkian economy, worth 860 trillion Hryvnias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,021 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Donestkian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the entire entry for Donestk in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donestk's national animal is the Nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Donestk is ranked 20,884^th in the world and 4^th in Warzone Asia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 114.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.