The Grand Duchy of Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Poniatowski with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 8.688 billion Polskies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskiean economy, worth 691 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,585 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, and citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie's national animal is the Biały Orzeł, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is chrześcijaństwo.

Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie is ranked 238,850^th in the world and 2^nd in The First French Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.