The State of Dullardville is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 31.378 billion Dullardvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dullardvillean economy, worth 870 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,748 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Dullardville has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Dullardville in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dullardville's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dullardville is ranked 137,234^th in the world and 3^rd in Trinidad and Tobago for Most Patriotic, with 11.27 flags saluted per person per day.