The State of Eagao is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.701 billion Eagaoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The thriving Eagaoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 36,290 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen, voting is voluntary, Eagao has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Eagao in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eagao's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eagao is ranked 261,239^th in the world and 9^th in Nebraska for Most Patriotic, with 1.22 flags saluted per person per day.