The Queendom of East-East is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.096 billion East-Eastians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong East-Eastian economy, worth 858 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,857 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,450 per year while the poor average 3,564, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, deer are considered a delicacy, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. East-East's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East-East is ranked 45,757^th in the world and 114^th in Ancient Lands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,402.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.