The People's Republic of Jantisha is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Huey Long with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.135 billion Jantishans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luanda. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jantishan economy, worth 286 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,274 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jantisha's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Jantisha is ranked 225,061^st in the world and 4,287^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.