The Holy Eggs of Easter Egg is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 24.319 billion Easter Eggians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Easter Eggian economy, worth a remarkable 1,693 trillion leaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,635 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, governments opposing Easter Egg are beset by rebels, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easter Egg's national animal is the bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Easter Egg is ranked 56,315^th in the world and 1^st in Easter for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.58 law-abiding acts per hour.