The Republic of Eastern Amerion is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.961 billion Eastern Amerionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Eastern Amerionian economy, worth 546 trillion Stewins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 49,827 Stewins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,141 per year while the poor average 3,123, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eastern Amerion's national animal is the Fluffy the man-eater, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eastern Amerion is ranked 259,634^th in the world and 4,767^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.