The Queen's State of EB is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.65 billion EBians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong EBian economy, worth 660 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 33,624 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,604 per year while the poor average 1,806, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, EB has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of EB in an international press conference, and none has been named as EB's national religion. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. EB's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

EB is ranked 257,835^th in the world and 176^th in Omega Prime for Most Patriotic, with 1.43 flags saluted per person per day.