The Catgirl Imperium of Ecclesia Catholico Romanum is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Archgamer Swim II with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.653 billion Ecclesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Cortex. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ecclesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,283 trillion Cortex Standard Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 263,904 Cortex Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Archgamer Swim II is famed for giving great back rubs, Archgamer Swim II is called 'Patches' at international summits, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ecclesia Catholico Romanum's national animal is the Ecclesian Striped Wren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catgirl Nationalism.

Ecclesia Catholico Romanum is ranked 258,552^nd in the world and 14^th in Union of Kenora for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.