The State of Egetaec is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.044 billion Egetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Egetaecian economy, worth 996 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,792 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,542 per year while the poor average 2,138, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Egetaec in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, and rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Egetaec's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Egetaec is ranked 192,530^th in the world and 4^th in Turkiye for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.