The Unitarian Republic of Einsiev is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcel Emmanuel Petois with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 20.176 billion Einsioneis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Château de Rivagnon. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einsioneis economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion Bizons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,586 Bizons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and foreign workers are flooding in as Bizons flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einsiev's national animal is the Greater Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Einsiev is ranked 15,905^th in the world and 8^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.43 law-abiding acts per hour.