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The Colony of Eireannian Rhodesia

“Sit Nomine Digna”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

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Eireannian Rhodesia

Population4.334 billion

CapitalSalisbury
LeaderIan Smith

CurrencyGuinness
AnimalEastern Screech Owl

The Colony of Eireannian Rhodesia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ian Smith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.334 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rhodesian economy, worth 325 trillion Guinnesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,206 Guinnesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Eastern Screech Owl, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eireannian Rhodesia's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eireannian Rhodesia is ranked 26,140th in the world and 4th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,170.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,734th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Eireannian Rhodesia's influence in The Confederacy of Free Lands rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Eastern Screech Owl.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, most citizens in Eireannian Rhodesia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, a The Confederacy of Free Lands Tourist Association survey has rated Eireannian Rhodesia #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian Rhodesia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.

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