The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.428 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 377 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,999 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Imperial City" t-shirts, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 94,388^th in the world and 1,608^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,717.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.