The Profound Eminency of Volkarai is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ban-Diùc MacTavish IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.458 billion Volks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirk Yetholm. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Volkaraian economy, worth 453 trillion tasdans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,950 tasdans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volkarai's national animal is the tàirngarú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Nine Divines.

Volkarai is ranked 276,665^th in the world and 4,783^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.