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The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place

“More pirates = less global warming” Flying spaghetti monster

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Animu Place

Population8.538 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
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The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.538 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,344 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 391,707 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 2,655th in the world and 106th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,149.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,013thLargest Black Market: 1,015thMost Influential: 1,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,881stMost Armed: 1,886thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,412thMost Devout: 2,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,655thFattest Citizens: 2,802ndLargest Governments: 2,896thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,130thMost Efficient Economies: 3,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,689thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,100thMost Developed: 4,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,119thSmartest Citizens: 5,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,758thHighest Economic Output: 6,342ndMost Inclusive: 6,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,959thMost Patriotic: 7,325thLowest Crime Rates: 7,438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,382ndHighest Food Quality: 9,826thMost Cultured: 9,888thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,372ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,919thMost Authoritarian: 18,031stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,317th
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Largest Black Market: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 247th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 330th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 435th in the regionRudest Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 503rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 508th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 510th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionMost Stationary: 590th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Animu Place endorsed The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Animu Place was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Animu Place was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the first sword of Animu Place does not run.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, A Salmon Named Harold, and 189 others.Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Trillius, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Democratic Republic of Magley, Galbadiana, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, La Baja California, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Northern Tatria, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, and Bhadeshistan.

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