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The Holy Empire of Emperor PJ

“Gloria Imperii ad Hostium Destructionem” JP the Great

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


Emperor PJ

Population22.296 billion

LeaderJP the Great

CurrencyRed Dollar

The Holy Empire of Emperor PJ is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by JP the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.296 billion Emperor PJians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunnydale. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Emperor PJian economy, worth a remarkable 4,919 trillion Red Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,642 Red Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, no one born in Emperor PJ can fix a leaky faucet, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor PJ's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Emperor PJ is ranked 201,464th in the world and 7,317th in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,105thHighest Economic Output: 1,830thLowest Crime Rates: 1,857thBest Weather: 1,943rdMost Cultured: 2,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,040thMost Efficient Economies: 2,059thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,467thLargest Governments: 2,581stMost Influential: 2,887thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,013thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,329thMost Developed: 3,447thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,451stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,572ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,529thHighest Average Incomes: 4,822ndLargest Populations: 4,837thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,064thSmartest Citizens: 5,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,790thMost Stationary: 6,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,369thMost Inclusive: 7,458thLargest Black Market: 7,960thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,659thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,339thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,280th
Healthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 141st in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 189th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 280th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionMost Inclusive: 359th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 370th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Black Market: 452nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 579th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 608th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 706th in the region

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