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The Empire of Empire of New Topia

“Service guarantees Citizenship!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: RGBN

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Empire of New Topia

Population117 million

CurrencyPound
AnimalHorse

The Empire of Empire of New Topia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 117 million New Topians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Empire of New Topian economy, worth 3.61 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,890 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of New Topia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Empire of New Topia is ranked 84,793rd in the world and 11th in RGBN for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 704.92 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Safest: 14,126th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Empire of New Topia's influence in RGBN rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire of New Topia, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.

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