The Federation of Endertopias is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by John Doe with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.929 billion Endermans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starwales. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Endertopiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Endens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,634 Endens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", all you have to do is pray to get into Endertopias, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown. Endertopias's national animal is the Narwhale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Endertopias is ranked 7,052^nd in the world and 158^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,261.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.